submitted 3 months ago by twettledumb@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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what do you call an eyeless dear?

no eye dear. lol 😂

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[-] llamatron@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea

[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no reproductive organs?

Still no fucking eyed deer.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

This joke has legs.

…unlike that deer.

[-] twettledumb@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago

hahahahaha, Good one 🤣

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