This mother fucker thinks he's smart enough and in good enough shape to be an astronaut! One of the astronauts had trouble walking when she got back. So let's see it. Send Trump's ass on the next one. First president in space! What a triumph that would be!

He's right. We should try it.

I would love to see what happens to 40 BMI at 4G.

Just be sure to double bag him so his shit doesn't leak. The crew doesn't deserve that.

Remember when he said he would run into a school shooting with or without a gun to save children. Dude is just naturally funny. Not sure why they made him president, but he sure is funny

Right this way into the cargo bay, sir

Anyone else notice that there's a LOT of photos of him sitting? When previous presidents hosted people in the Oval Office, did they sit at the Resolute Desk? Because I do not recall this...

Cool, lets send you on a very important mission to investigate the surface of the Sun.

You know what? Let’s shoot the fucker into space. No shit. Honest to god. Tell him he’s super smart and flying the thing would be child’s play for him. Tell him he can do it himself, and it’s an incredible and incredibly rare experience - a club that numbers just barely into the triple digits. Oh, no, of course you don’t need any training, because it should be very intuitive to someone of your intelligence, sir!

And then we watch.

😊

Prove it

Meanwhile, this dumbass has been cutting funding for science.

Asshole.

That cunt would stink up the place with his fucking diaper.

Why would they go?

did they burst out laughing?

I'm minded to think of two lines from Alien.

In space, no one can hear you scream

Final report: The Nostromo, third officer Ellen Ripley, hypersleep.......

Trump in space....hmmm

Diaper Donny in zero gravity