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[–] [S] 82 points 4 months ago (17 children)

This mother fucker thinks he's smart enough and in good enough shape to be an astronaut! One of the astronauts had trouble walking when she got back. So let's see it. Send Trump's ass on the next one. First president in space! What a triumph that would be!

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  • [–] 41 points 4 months ago (10 children)

    Actually this could be our chance. He thinks he can do it, so can everyone chime in to make this mission happen?

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Just have it keep going in one direction until it runs out of fuel

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    "...But it was revealed that an 8-year old boy was also placed on board by mistake. And is now trapped alone in space with Donald Trump."

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Shooting him into the sun would be 🧑‍🍳💋

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I like the idea, having dumbass MAGAts staring into and saluting the sun. But it costs too much. Easier to just shoot him off into nowhere. Make sure the power lasts as long as possible to just be totally hopeless.

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