All I can think about is the resources and time wasted recovering the puddles of these rich bozos from a submersible they signed a waiver to board, a waiver which noted it was an untested, experimental vehicle

A vehicle which was piloted with a fucking logitech controller of a model I owned that was absolute dogshit, but I bought because I was cheap and poor

I'm surprised they even recovered slush tbh

She said “there wasn’t much they could find” of her family’s remains, which were recovered from the seabed and separated and DNA-tested by the US Coast Guard.

They have a big pile they can’t separate, all mixed DNA, and they asked if I wanted some of that, too.

What are they even gonna do with the forbidden slurpee? Just leave them be at the bottom of the sea.

I think the men goo should be returned to the sea.

Retvrn to primordial soup

Carrying around the billionaire Hi-C Ecto Cooler juice box when I slip and accidentally turn it into a Jackson Pollock

two shoeboxes and a straw

brutal comments in here lol

“My first thought was, thank God,” Dawood told the newspaper. “When they said catastrophic, I knew Shahzada and Suleman didn’t even know about it. One moment they were there and the next they weren’t. Knowing they didn’t suffer has been so important. They’re gone, but the way they went does somehow make it easier.”

Uhh... No. There's been reports that they have audio recording of them realizing what was happening and were in a blind panic. They scrubbed said report from the main media outlets though.

Rest in pieces

Should have given her a couple of WHFB skeleton warrior minis, would be more respectful

Ms Dawood was meant to be on the trip herself, but gave her ticket to her son.

Jesus that has to feel fucking great

They got the cum in time!

"Pulp" non-fiction.

When life gives you slush, you make slushies.

They probably used a submersible with a standard suction specimen capture rig to slurp up some implosion soup that pooled on the seabed, and gave her two portions of the soup.

How to make a billionaire smoothie. Step #1, build a backyard submersible. Step #2, add billionaires. Step #3, submerge submersible.