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If, and only if, no one ever references the rest of the Bond canon jokingly. Everyone just plays it perfectly straight. No nods at the camera, nothing. Just like we all looked past the Bond actor changing in the past, everyone is just like "Yeah. That's Bond."
Hell, have her leave flowers at Tracy's grave.
What, no "This never happened to the other guy?" for a new face?
Even the male Bonds didn't all do that.
Remember?
"This never happened to the other fella" James Bond On her Majesty's secret service when Lazenby was the actor.
I haven't been to the theaters in a decade or more, but I would show up to see Tig Notaro as Bond. Or maybe Leslie Jones?
Fuck yeah im in, if she can hold the accent
Naw, she should cycle through all of the accents of the previous bonds.
I was confused. Then I realised I was thinking of Leslie Nielsen.
Guys. We should get Leslie Nielsen to play James Bond.
He did. It's a pretty fun movie.
Sooooo, Atomic Blonde?
Let's take it one step further, and we have precedent in the 1980s:
This looks like a job for a jacked, alt Aussie.
Who TF is that and likes lobsters so much?
Rhea Ripley. Def has the athleticism and swagger for fem badass lesbian chauvinist Bond.
sibling, those are scorpions on her abs.
Basically Atomic Blonde
But why lesbian though? Shouldn't she just fuck twinks and make them straight
This, but make it a new IP. Not to "protect" the integrity of the Bond franchise, but because I just want to watch something without being reminded of a different thing.
I wanna see Idris Elba as Bond. He's cool as fuck and looks great in a tuxedo or suit.
But a woman Bond would be fun, too, if they were just like the OG Bonds. Make Chris Hemsworth Moneypenny.
I think he's quite arguably too old now, but holy fuck he would have been perfect
Idris Elba looks like God or the Devil in a suit, and for the life of me, I cannot tell you which one is cooler.
I'd totally watch this in theaters. Also hot. But also fuck vodka martinis. Toxic lesbian James bond would drink pure gin, call it a martini and the only thing she's eaten that day is about 30 olives and some pussy. She may have some olive juice in her gin solely to make a pass at the bartender by calling it dirty.
Think of what Q could do with menstrual products.
Detonate a maxi pad. Floatation tampon. Garrote tampon. Chloroform pads.
For a second I thought you meant Satr Trek Q, and was very concerned.
I mean, Q could do those things if so inclined.
Take the ambition, but not by stealing the name.
Most “female version of” media I’ve seen ends up being derided, in Marvel, in games, etc. Take the fun concepts you’d feel from seeing this Bond parody, and ideally use it to build up a fresh, cohesive character from scratch - an experienced spy who gets chewed out by her superiors for getting drunk on the job and banging too many women, but gets the job done well.
The whole point of this is that it's not a "female version of" ... it's literally the same thing.
If Star Trek can have a Black queen (does she make captain? Im only on season 2) named Michael, we can have a female Bond.
Spoiler
She does.
I vote to have Sonequa Martin-Green play Bond, both for maximum trolling and because she could do a good job at the role.
Or if she can't manage the English (Scottish?) accent, cast her as Felix Leiter.
I vote Alicia Vikander
Carrie-Anne Moss was born for this role! And most of the bond movies have minimal stunts so it’s not like she’d have to do matrix again - just play her role from Daredevil
Ana de Armas please
Or a gay James Bond man who sleeps with all the other men.
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No Mr Bond. I expect you to cum!"
I want to see a female Duke Nukem.
Sad, I was hoping for hot bond-boys.
This post reminded me of this music video
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x38mlpu
The prodigy - smack my bitch up
"Yeah we made the same shitty movie, but listen me now.. Now the chArActER IZ A WoMEn!! Plz watch!!"
Cara Delevingne would nail this role. Or Kristen Stewart
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