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Legit A+ take

If, and only if, no one ever references the rest of the Bond canon jokingly. Everyone just plays it perfectly straight. No nods at the camera, nothing. Just like we all looked past the Bond actor changing in the past, everyone is just like "Yeah. That's Bond."

Hell, have her leave flowers at Tracy's grave.

I haven't been to the theaters in a decade or more, but I would show up to see Tig Notaro as Bond. Or maybe Leslie Jones?

Sooooo, Atomic Blonde?

Let's take it one step further, and we have precedent in the 1980s:

This looks like a job for a jacked, alt Aussie.

Basically Atomic Blonde

But why lesbian though? Shouldn't she just fuck twinks and make them straight

This, but make it a new IP. Not to "protect" the integrity of the Bond franchise, but because I just want to watch something without being reminded of a different thing.

I wanna see Idris Elba as Bond. He's cool as fuck and looks great in a tuxedo or suit.

But a woman Bond would be fun, too, if they were just like the OG Bonds. Make Chris Hemsworth Moneypenny.

Think of what Q could do with menstrual products.

Detonate a maxi pad. Floatation tampon. Garrote tampon. Chloroform pads.

I'd totally watch this in theaters. Also hot. But also fuck vodka martinis. Toxic lesbian James bond would drink pure gin, call it a martini and the only thing she's eaten that day is about 30 olives and some pussy. She may have some olive juice in her gin solely to make a pass at the bartender by calling it dirty.

Take the ambition, but not by stealing the name.

Most “female version of” media I’ve seen ends up being derided, in Marvel, in games, etc. Take the fun concepts you’d feel from seeing this Bond parody, and ideally use it to build up a fresh, cohesive character from scratch - an experienced spy who gets chewed out by her superiors for getting drunk on the job and banging too many women, but gets the job done well.

If Star Trek can have a Black queen (does she make captain? Im only on season 2) named Michael, we can have a female Bond.

I vote Alicia Vikander

Carrie-Anne Moss was born for this role! And most of the bond movies have minimal stunts so it’s not like she’d have to do matrix again - just play her role from Daredevil

Ana de Armas please

Or a gay James Bond man who sleeps with all the other men.

I want to see a female Duke Nukem.

Cara Delevingne would nail this role. Or Kristen Stewart

This post reminded me of this music video

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x38mlpu

The prodigy - smack my bitch up

Sad, I was hoping for hot bond-boys.

"Yeah we made the same shitty movie, but listen me now.. Now the chArActER IZ A WoMEn!! Plz watch!!"