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Corny and horny rule (thelemmy.club)
submitted 6 days ago by PugJesus@piefed.social to c/196@lemmy.world
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[-] lime@feddit.nu 32 points 6 days ago

but when i do it it's "creepy" and "not something you say to people on the bus"

[-] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 28 points 6 days ago

The trick is that in order to "still want to fuck" you, she has to have wanted to fuck you in the first place!

[-] lime@feddit.nu 13 points 6 days ago

sure just crush my dreams

[-] StillAlive@piefed.world 5 points 6 days ago

.......goddamnit

[-] reddfugee@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

When you're doing anything on a bus you've gotta make sure to always roll a 6. Might need to buy a point or two from the Dragon Master every now and then.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 6 days ago

i already ate my m&m :(

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 14 points 6 days ago

Indeed, my type is also girls who are attracted to VERY stupid people

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

It's a beautiful thing when you being a cornball makes them a hornball!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Isn't this what long term relationships are all about tho?

this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2026
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