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[–] 107 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Alternative ending: "Now pull down your pants in front of this camera so we can use an AI algorithm to identify your gender. Don't worry, the software is approved by the govonment and the pictures are processed by secure servers...... Few days layer news headline: Big data breach, thousands of secure photos leaked"

Basically same as age verification photo scans at this point.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I wonder... are genitals just as suitable for identification as faces or irises?

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Theoretically yes, they are supposed to be as uniquely shaped in finer details as the finger print on each of your fingertips, because of the nature of the ontological process in which they were formed when you were a developing fetus.

    Well theoretically anyway, I'm not sure if there's any study that's already done where someone actually tried to verify if that's actually true in reality. I wouldn't be surprised at all if it is true though.

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    [–] 37 points 4 months ago

    Who are you, the Female Body Inspectors?!

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  • [–] 29 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Oh boy, I can't wait to read a very levelheaded comments section

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    [–] 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Every MAGA Incel will volunteer to be a Vulva Inspector.

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  • [–] 22 points 4 months ago

    this is the more optimistic scenario. they actually want to do this with kids.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Pretty sure this one was posted already, and I commented something something JK Rowling.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago*

    "If you want to get into this bathroom you have to show me your pussy"

    "To prove I'm not trans?"

    "What? I don't work here"

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    trust me. I'm a professional sexing agent with the USDOHS.

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