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[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

be zionazi

get (different form of) prostate cancer

start a(nother) war to hide it from everyone

classic frothingfash

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 weeks ago

Inshallah it's terminal

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

Hope it kills him good and slow

[-] WellTheresYourCobbler@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

It’s fully healed unfortunately

[-] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

Let's go cancer! You can do it tumor! Let's go cancer! Bigger cancer rumor!

[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

Are they going to be able to retrieve his cum?

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

hope he tries to cure it with blueberries

[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Damnit, that headline made me excited then I actually clicked the link :(

[-] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe he’ll find a two pro-state solution.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Brandonization is real, and it will hurt you

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago

His cancerous prostate is the only Israeli State I recognize.

[-] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago

I'd prayed that it wasn't trivial........

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

What, is it supposed to be on the outside?

[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

The lion ignores the sharp pain in the butt he gets a couple times a month

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Couldn't think of a better person to give ass cancer too

this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2026
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