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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 83 points 1 month ago

I'm exclusively planting tulips for trade. I'm not missing out when the craze strikes again.

[-] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 46 points 1 month ago

Sorry to say, but we’ve moved onto virtual goods to satisfy our crazes nowadays. Try planting those tulips in your homebrew farmcraft simulator clone and watch those profits roll in.

NFTs = non fungal tulips

[-] socsa@piefed.social 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Plant mushrooms and poppies so you can just disassociate your way into the end times.

[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 month ago
[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 41 points 1 month ago
[-] redsand@infosec.pub 7 points 1 month ago

Believe it or not strait to jail in the UK mate. Rot with that evil bitch checks notes Gretta 💩

[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 5 points 1 month ago

Nowhere near enough upvotes for how hard I laughed lol

[-] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

technically psychedelic mushrooms aren't a dissociative hallucinogen, but you got the spirit

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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 month ago
[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 23 points 1 month ago

Yes, all potatoes. Make sure in one large area, all the same sub type as well. Nothing bad can happen.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Surely, there is absolutely no precedent for anything going wrong in a scenario such as that.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

No chance of famine with monocrops, just look at bananas

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Plant coriander with your potatoes, it repels a lot of the insects that harm them

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[-] ElCanut@jlai.lu 4 points 1 month ago

Yes, Europe has absolutely never seen complete loss of potatoes harvest du to weather events

[-] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Diversity! Gotta hedge those bets.

That said amoc collapse probably isn't happening imminently, and would mostly only cause cooling in Northern Europe from what I remember.

[-] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Northwestern Europe, to be precise. It'd include the Hiberno-British Isles and a little southeast of that.

[-] Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

The answer is to plant native plant species. Your local wildlife will Thankyou as they unwillingly prepare to migrate due to climate change.

[-] dr_robotBones@reddthat.com 14 points 1 month ago

What does AMOC stand for? Is it that atlantic air current?

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

it's the gulf stream, or, rather, refers to the entire system of currents and heat exchange mostly driven by the gulf stream

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Its ocean current. I believe Atl Meridian Overturning Current

[-] RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Idk, but I think it's about the golf stream collapse and how it'd cool Europe down.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

golf stream

Gulf, golf is something else.

[-] allan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Gulf is golf in many germanics. Fun.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I was quite surprised, when buying seeds for my garden (I need heat tolerant varieties of everything) that some of the ones that were heat tolerant were also cold tolerant, either old varieties or sturdy hybrids.

Green Magic Broccoli is awesome, and there are lettuces like that. And while our unusual double tap freeze this year wiped out most of my garden, the fennel, which is heat tolerant in my experience, just did not freeze. All those little hairy leaves were completely undamaged. I did not expect that!

[-] tyr0sine@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Insulation is insulation! :)

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 month ago

Guerilla plant fast growing plants in vacant areas to suck up as much CO2 as possible?

(Yes I know this is like a drop in the ocean.)

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

Plants and trees are carbon neutral. They release the carbon when they decompose.

[-] denial@feddit.org 19 points 1 month ago

Not entirely. Some goes into the topsoil. Also if your guerilla project lives on one plant is replaced with another, so it is carbon negative compared with no plants in its place.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You gotta sequester the carbon by harvesting the trees and then either building stuff (like buildings or furniture, not disposable goods) with them or burying/sinking them in anaerobic conditions so they can't decompose.

[-] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 8 points 1 month ago

biochar!

Its basically just making charcoal from woody wastes(i use my pruning from my garden).

making biochar using a pit. the wood becomes stable carbon and lasts hundreds of years. I grind it and put it in my compost then add the compost+biochar into my garden.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Biochar is cool and all, but it's still not as good as preserving the wood completely intact. The article you cited itself says "it is predicted that at least 50% of the carbon in any piece of waste turned into biochar becomes stable," which is quite a bit less than 100%.

I suppose it's good for the twigs and other leftovers that aren't even good enough to be made into OSB or MDF panels.

[-] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

In a mostly solid form though

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[-] Jakylla@jlai.lu 4 points 1 month ago

A little part stills goes to soil and other, we wouldn't have coal if old trees decomposed all their CO2 back to the air

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Coal only exists because the bacteria did not exist yet to break the plant matter down when those trees died. New coal can not be formed now that the bacteria exist.

[-] cynar@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It can be formed, just not in the vast quantities it was back then. It requires unusual conditions to stop fungi making a meal out of it, before it gets buried deep enough.

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

True. Limited areas like peat bogs.

[-] CuriousMagpie@beige.party 11 points 1 month ago
[-] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago
[-] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 5 points 1 month ago

I'm at the same latitude as Portugal and in low elevation. We didn't get above freezing for five weeks straight during part of this winter. We set a couple of record cold temperatures too.

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[-] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

Why not do a mixture of both?

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

yeah this needs a third button for gmo crops that can handle both extremes

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[-] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

I've heard a good rec is to give yourself a buffer of one to two usda zones plus and minus.

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