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keep him away from your basil plants. I have a couple of paisanos, the shit's like catnip to em
Eyyyy im tending to my basil ovah ere
That's usually how it begins. It won't take long now before he starts his gabagool arc.
check his collar for tomato sauce splatter he might be eating spaghetti behind your back
THAT BASTARD SAID HE WOULD SHARE THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN HE WENT OUT FOR CIGARETTES
Do you want Corgi to start a Daft Punk arc? Because that's how you get Corgi on a Daft Punk arc.
I'm sorry, when did we start allowing italians on this site?
mama mia!
"sorry kiddo, you're half italian now"
Sorry for you lasagna
Seek a second opinion to confirm the diagnosis
Italians need not apply
one song that plays in every italian restaurant
we talking Tarantella Napolitana, Funiculi Funicula, or That's Amore?
Mambo Italiano
damn got me there
would have also accepted Volare
Plot twist, it ends up being Bella Ciao
Is he making the noodles from scratch as well or just the sauce? Cause homemade fresh noodles are a genuine game changer for pasta. If he's going all in, I'd encourage it. It will pay dividends in pasta form
Ay, Tone, you gotta make a well with the flour and then add the salt BEFORE you whisk in the egg
Eggs? Are you fuckin' kiddin' me right now? What kind of conglione makes egg noodles for a proper pasta! Chrissy, you gotta get your head straight!'
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