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submitted 3 weeks ago by madeindex@lemmy.world to c/world@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45926481

🤖 Honestly you can't make this up:

Human Robot #Zuckerberg is gonna put an #AI based smart keylogger on his employees computers.

Nothing says we don't trust you and don't appreciate you like a regular screenshot of your work screen.

No more NSFW! Welcome to the future baby!

Guess them employees are gonna get a taste of their own medicine for once.

Seems like everything is going according to plan.

Use the employees data to train MaiRK, so Meta can finally become a synonym for MaiRK. https://mastodon.social/@madeindex/116402482806274908

Eventually we will only see his superintelligence controlling everything. https://mastodon.social/@madeindex/115871208581092120

Narcissism 2026 version 😋

If you are thinking: Wouldn't this make people quit? Meta is banking on it: https://www.reuters.com/world/meta-targets-may-20-first-wave-layoffs-additional-cuts-later-2026-2026-04-17/

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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Folks. you shouldn't be using your personal laptop for work.

And, also, Bosses, you shouldn't let your employees use their personal devices for work, either. There's so many reason both ways.

add up all the ways a lawsuit might need documents on their work device. Now add up all the ways you don't want your employees porn habits being revealed in discovery. (and this is ignoring security concerns, which should be obvious.)

I am consistently blown away by how many people I know who use their work machines for personal shit. Including really personal shit, like medical things.

[-] limonfiesta@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

All good advice.

I would add another layer of separation for those who work from home: VLAN separation.

I have a separate dedicated and fully isolated VLAN for work devices.

If your home network cannot support that, then try setting up a guest Wi-Fi network for any work devices.

[-] TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Make a habit of attempting to delete System32 after basic tasks. The user may not have the permissions to do so, but who knows how much control they'll give the AI. Would be pretty funny if someone did it enough for it to be picked up in a process.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

I love the way your brain thinks.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 3 weeks ago

Go onto a porn site after each task

[-] fonix232@fedia.io 6 points 3 weeks ago

Totally not done to replace people with AI, Trust Us™️

[-] StellarExtract@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Facebook treats all their users as a resource to be exploited: 🤷‍♂️
Facebook treats me (their loyal employee) as a resource to be exploited: 😱

[-] dan1101@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Not unlike McDonalds employees stationed in the lobby trying to get you to use the touchscreens to order. Working to replace themselves.

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

There is no reason not to assume they don't do this for everyone with their bloated ass apps.

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