Caption for the blind: sometimes when you put your trousers down to pee, a they fold in such a way that there is a large crease blocking the line between your dick and the toilet. Unsuspecting of this you start to pee (this crease is not a regular occurrence), and only end up finding out when it's too late.
You're so fat that you can't see your own penis, and you regularly piss on your massive leg tumour? What exactly are we supposed to gather from this?
And his dick is on the side of his thigh
Yes, I've had it this way ever since the Accident
Yes, unfortunately pissing on my tumor didn't make it go away, and now I am mildly infuriated and lost for options
You're a cyclops and thus lack in depth perception, leading to you pissing waffle pattern on your lumpy legs?
You discovered your digital art skills are somewhat lacking? Me too. Happens to the best of us
Yeah, I thought I was looking at the straight of Hormuz at first.
I wonder if sometimes it can be excusable to let AI draw the picture for you...
I am not allowed to generate that type of content.
Oh right, now I remember why I hate you again.
Just sit down, you can't miss
Unfortunately I'm a very impatient person and sitting down takes more time
Are you the type to clean up after yourself?
OP is the type of guy to put his penis back in his pants when the stream just starts to die down
There's no time! Just let it drip out the pant leg.
Some public toilets are so bad I would rather piss on my pants
Im not sure your illustration or explanation quite fits but certainly every so often. Maybe averageing once a year. something goes wrong and you end up putting stuff in the laundry. Its to unoften to remember the specifics but something goes off script.
Pissing on your JNCOs?
I don't know what's happening in this picture, but I'm slightly aroused.
Either rotate your legs, or rotate your penis.
Those shouldn't line up that way.
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