You're so fat that you can't see your own penis, and you regularly piss on your massive leg tumour? What exactly are we supposed to gather from this?

You're a cyclops and thus lack in depth perception, leading to you pissing waffle pattern on your lumpy legs?

You discovered your digital art skills are somewhat lacking? Me too. Happens to the best of us

I wonder if sometimes it can be excusable to let AI draw the picture for you...

I am not allowed to generate that type of content.  

Oh right, now I remember why I hate you again.

Just sit down, you can't miss

Im not sure your illustration or explanation quite fits but certainly every so often. Maybe averageing once a year. something goes wrong and you end up putting stuff in the laundry. Its to unoften to remember the specifics but something goes off script.

Work smarter, not harder.

Pissing on your JNCOs?

I don't know what's happening in this picture, but I'm slightly aroused.

Either rotate your legs, or rotate your penis.

Those shouldn't line up that way.