submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by to c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
 

Caption for the blind: sometimes when you put your trousers down to pee, a they fold in such a way that there is a large crease blocking the line between your dick and the toilet. Unsuspecting of this you start to pee (this crease is not a regular occurrence), and only end up finding out when it's too late.

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[–] 16 points 4 months ago

You're a cyclops and thus lack in depth perception, leading to you pissing waffle pattern on your lumpy legs?

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