I was going to say dogs break your rule but they scam me out of treats and attention so it still holds up.

The power of positive thinking.

I guess the glass is completely empty

The bars will run dry.

Man the onion-style articles are gonna hit hard for that one

I will celebrate it like a best friends bday

If anybody cares in the future, I think Biden will have a renaissance like Carter, as people realize he was trying to do a lot of good stuff, put a lot of good people in place, etc...

It just wasn't enough, wasn't right for that moment, etc... etc... and arguably helped give us Trump again, though I think that was likely coming regardless.

Yeah, Biden has a lot of flaws, he’s not perfect, but at least he’s a decent president and a decent person. I kinda wish that he was a lot better

My bar was low: "I don't want a president that nearly sparks world war over tweets."

Most Americans seem to disagree with me.

Why are you celebrating the good thing? Whatabout bad thing #768390626?

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People slingshot around the moon. BuT tHe tOiLeT bRoKeee

Depends on what the good thing is. If people want me celebrating that Trump didnt start or escalate a war for a whole month theyre out of luck

Thats the standard for good things happening now? Ouff..

Don't you toy with my emotions like that

At this rate GTA 7 will release before GTA 6

Lmao, keep dreaming

... because gta 5 was amazing and didn't feel like a repeat of things already out there.

I imagine gta6 is going to be like a less extreme skate. where people remember a series that they once had but was ruined by greed

Grand Theft Auto game creator sacked us for trying to unionise

The in-game radio will be a cruel reminder that they're in favor of the things they're satirizing.

I‘m still suspicious about the Hungarian election result

i mean sure i'm the internet not a cop.