That's a doctor hugging him.
The all coveted holy hand-job. Nice
That's what the holes are for right?
Sorry, I'll see myself out.
Jesus is coming!
So am I!
Fuck
Is he getting jacked off?
In the one Iran posted to troll him, he's having his head smashed in and tumbles into H-E-doublehockeysticks
Took me a while to understand this means "hell".
As a former child, welcome to 3rd grade 😂
No offense though, it's just one of those rites of passage that seems to be everywhere...until you find out it's not.
Though, maybe it's an English thing? Idk
I literally learned it from a Bloodhound Gang song. Never heard anything like it in the UK.
That may be where it came from around here, I don't know many songs by BHG so I never heard that one. Probably a classmate with an older sibling or something.
I hated them for being too juvenile/a joke band when I was younger, but as I've gotten older I've found some amusement in their music.
Wherever there's trouble, we're there on the double / We're the Bloodhound Gang
I think of it as somehow connected with 3... 2... 1... Contact!
Northern American child I guess based on the sport?
The ol' heckeroonies
That’s basically what revelations says will happen to him. 1000 years in the lake of fire.
Always looking for an excuse to post my favorite Bible verse.
What if your kid is drunk and lazy? What to do?
18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+21%3A18-21&version=KJV
Well that escalated quickly.
well a rather unpleasant character is said to have written it
He's getting the holy hand-job. Releasing the holy spirit.
Look at the thumb-finger thing Jesus has in the original image. Not only is it AI generated, but Jesus would need three hands to be doing that.
Look at the drooped shoulders of Trump and the slight inward angle of his stance, Trump is jacking off Jesus my guy, and Donny is absolutely loving it.
Well, we all know Jesus was well hung
spreads arms
Hung like this
By a doctor, apparently!
It's a medicinal hand job. He was probably hysterical.
With the stress of his job if he wants a heavenly handjob every once in a while I say it's the taxpayer's job to pay for that.
Trump would put Jesus back on the cross in a heartbeat.
A brown skinned middle eastern socialist, this so-called Jesus is already tied up and shipped to CECOT.
Shhhhhhh its just me Casper Jesus
At some point, he thought this would make everything better. He thought: "Yeah, that's a good idea, I'll do that." This is a prime example of how his brain simply doesn't work.
Trump would execute Jesus for being antifa socialist for sure
He does it for the attention, as he knows it will get press coverage. Narcissists crave attention.
he must be pretty desperate if the epstein files are getting more attention as of late.
Y'know, silver lining, at least this is the extent they're currently using AI for. Shitposts. I was much more concerned they'd release believable deep fakes of political opponents saying things they didn't say.
Not that there aren't people making that stuff, just nothing from an official Whitehouse account.
They've dabbled in AI deepfakes, just not very effectively.
Oh yeah... I remember that. I'm also sure they retweet fake posts too.
The saddest part is this will work because those maga guys are all fighting over one brain cell.
Iran's response allegedly.
That Jesus guy is effin tall! Did he play basketball?
The horsemen of the apocalypse are funnier than I expected. At least we are getting a good laugh before dying in terrible suffering.
I'm sure that posting a picture of himself getting felt up by ~~Jesus~~ a doctor is going to go over great.
1/3 of Americans, "Ah, now, that's more like it."
Daddy Trump will always see you as a failure Donnie.
Doctor 1: Do you concur?
Doctor 2: I concurrrerbeghele
Hey, that’s my doctor giving him a hug!
now now. don't be sad. they just don't understand how I abdicated specifically to you. they are blind now but with enough ice they will learn their lesson.
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