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[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

It's legit not bad. I'm pretty sure I read green texts worse than this.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Decent. Not as good as the bottomless pit guy, though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

write me a 4chan greentext

be me

bottomless pit supervisor

in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless

occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless

one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless

the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit

distress.jpg

ask my boss what to do

he says "just make it bottomless again"

i say "how"

he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor"

rage.jpg

quit my job

become a regular pit supervisor

first day on the job, go to the new hole

its bottomless

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

That greentext has singlehandedly stopped me from fully hating AI, it still makes me crack a smile to this day.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hey, you posted an article about me!!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

As long as it's a small amount of cheese, you can salvage the situation (having learned your lesson not to toast sandwiches in the toaster). Make sure the room is well-ventilated and you don't do this directly under a smoke detector: turn the toaster on for a couple of seconds at a time so the cheese that's stuck burns a bit, waiting until it stops smoking and then repeating so that it never catches fire or starts smoking out of control, until eventually the toaster can run without smoking.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Or ask your parent/legal guardian if you’re finally old enough to use the stove like a big kid.

Gonna take like 30 minutes to melt the cheese on a decent grilled cheese with the method you describe. Just use a stove or hotplate like a normal human being.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about salvaging a toaster that you've accidentally got cheese in and can't use anymore.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Howdy-doodly-doo! I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Both of these are from gpt-3 i think, which came out a couple years before chat-gpt and really isn't that much worse.

Its interesting how these things that the media catches on to (ai, 'the metaverse', crypto, etc) have all been around for many years with almost the same capabilities before they become popular.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

His pinch game wasnt strong enough. Find an owner with more respect for the delicate arts of lazy cooking

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Just toast the bread separately first and melt the cheese in a microwave. Add a microwaved egg and some mayo if you have the time.