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[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

"This is the most disturbing porn I've seen"

And you just lower your power level some more and drop the "Yeah..."

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

If it’s an innocent lie like “I was sick last weekend sorry couldn’t hang out” and in reality they were hanging out with their mother or had to put down their dog then whatever. If they didn’t want to tell you they didn’t want to tell you

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

What if they were hanging out with their dog or had to put down their mother? You'd be glad they haven't got sick that weekend.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I love putting down my mother on the weekends.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I also love putting down your mother on the weekends.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I've got Thursdays and Fridays

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

wait a minute

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

3 years of a toxic relationship with my ex. I did something awful by reading her Messenger texts, could not say anything about the terrible things I saw

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I did! They felt betrayed, as I had

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

One thing I like to do is to build on top of their lie. That way they can't call you out without admitting they were lying

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Oh, you have kids, too?

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