Yall should remove some of these animal words and instead add different words for like the 5 different meanings of "spring"

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[+] 84 points 5 months ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (15 children)
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    [–] 47 points 5 months ago* (7 children)

    Simple!

    Turtle: pretty chill dude cruising the East Australian Current

    Tortoise: teaching Pandas Kung-Fu

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  • [–] 37 points 5 months ago* (6 children)

    Damn kids, in my day turtles lived in the sewer eating pizza and doing ninjutsu.

    shakes cane

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    Those clearly were tortoises though :D

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  • [–] 41 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    Tortoises are Turtles, but not all Turtles are Tortoises.

    This isn't an English thing, this is a taxonomy thing. It should be the same in any language, just with different words used.

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    [–] 39 points 5 months ago (13 children)

    A turtle lives in water, a tortoise lives on land. A turtle's not a tortoise, it's not hard to understand.

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    [+] 31 points 5 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)
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    [–] 29 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    German: that toad looking thing has a shield on it

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    [–] 27 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Easy! A turtle is flippy flips and a tortoise is clompy clomps.

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    [–] 17 points 5 months ago

    Tortoises are land animals. Simple.

    Frogs and toads might be a better one - there's no systematic difference except toads are ugly.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    This is your reminder that taxonomically fish and trees do not exist.

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    All tortoises are turtles (but not all turtles are tortoises) from a biology point of view. Tortoises specifically being exclusively land-based members of the turtle (Testudines) order. So there is a difference.

    And “spring” doesn’t really have different meanings - as per the root of the word, it always means some variant of “to burst forth”. There’s lots of different definitions for the word but they’re all rooted in the same place, from an etymology point of view.

    The season bursting forth from the winter darkness and cold, the metal coil as it bursts forth when released from compression, the source of water as it bursts forth from the ground, bursting forth someone out of jail, etc.

    Homographs are the real problem - when two different words, over time, become spelled the same.

    Sow, lead, close, bear. All have multiple etymologies where different words eventually became spelled the same. Those are the worst!

    English is a truly crazy mashup of Latin, Greek, French, German, Celtic, Norse and more.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    The biggest difference is that turtles live in and around water, while tortises are entirely land based.

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    [–] 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Would be simpler just to call them turtles and landturtles.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    They are waaaaaay different what are you talking about..

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    This is like the hare and rabbit thing... (what are the differences?)

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    A tortoise is a kind of turtle, just like a toad is a kind of frog.

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    [–] 7 points 5 months ago* (6 children)

    If you think "spring" is bad, go check how many different meanings there are for the word "set".

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    English: owl

    German: Eule, Uhu, Kauz

    French: Hibou, Chouette

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    My box turtle mostly lives on soil, although he enjoys a paddle and soak in his water. But the main difference from a tortoise is that he's omnivorous, needing protein like bugs, whereas they are herbivores.

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    [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    One is an animal and the other a military formation, duh.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Well a tortoise could never become a ninja.

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