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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago (2 children) Kitchenaid Whiskey Jones is an awesome name permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 19 points 4 months ago (3 children) My last name is Browning, like the gun manufacturer (distant relation). I used to joke that if I ever had boy/girl twins I would name them Colt Winchester (boy) and Biretta Glock (girl). I nearly got Colt for my youngest, but there were too many kids named Colton around. I also really wanted to name my first son Charlemagne. This was because back in high school when we studied the Holy Roman Empire all the girls in class were talking about how Charlemange was such a beautiful sounding name. I figured that he'd have to put up with some shit growing up, but it would all pay off because not only would he wind up with a name that people loved to say, but he'd also be resilient and hopefully with a solid sense of humor. My wife vetoed this nearly as soon as the ring was on her finger. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (2 children) Jesus christ you're awful with names for your kids. I hope you two didn't choose the name that has the beautiful meaning of "lightbringer" and end up naming one of your boys "Lucifer" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 14 points 4 months ago Hey, don't bring little Lucy into this! He already has enough trouble. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) morningstar, apparently Samael is "venom of god" so that isnt a good one either. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago Here's an idea, one should not name kids after characters considered bad or evil. EVEN IF IT COULD BE INTERPRETED MULTIPLE WAYS. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Exusia@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago You could sell Charlamagne as "Charles for almost anything except when he wants to show off" permalink fedilink source parent [–] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) These haters are idiots. I have firearms-oriented first and middle names, and it's fucking awesome. Instant cred with people usually suspect of others, AFAIK never a negative issue. If I had met a young woman named Biretta Glock in high school or college, I think we would have been forced by everyone in America to get married in the spot. Charlemagne Tha God proves you right. Though that's also a great Tomboy girl name, with Charlene or Charley for short. See "The Long Kiss Good Night" for further validation. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) Long Kiss Goodnight is a criminally overlooked movie permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) My head canon is that it's the pilot project for the Bourne project. It's probably loosely based on the Bourne books from the 80s. Criminally underrated is actuate. It's on my top 10 movies ever. Great writing, hitting all the tropes, Samuel L. Jackson in his prime. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago And Geena Davis was always cast as a sort of girl next door and to be the badass she was really showed her range. permalink fedilink source parent [–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (2 children) Postmaster General Ford Lincoln Mercury. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Klanky@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) That’s a name I haven’t heard for a long time… permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago God, what a great name and a great movie, thanks for bringing it to the forefront of my memory. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 19 points 4 months ago (3 children) My last name is Browning, like the gun manufacturer (distant relation). I used to joke that if I ever had boy/girl twins I would name them Colt Winchester (boy) and Biretta Glock (girl). I nearly got Colt for my youngest, but there were too many kids named Colton around. I also really wanted to name my first son Charlemagne. This was because back in high school when we studied the Holy Roman Empire all the girls in class were talking about how Charlemange was such a beautiful sounding name. I figured that he'd have to put up with some shit growing up, but it would all pay off because not only would he wind up with a name that people loved to say, but he'd also be resilient and hopefully with a solid sense of humor. My wife vetoed this nearly as soon as the ring was on her finger. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (2 children) Jesus christ you're awful with names for your kids. I hope you two didn't choose the name that has the beautiful meaning of "lightbringer" and end up naming one of your boys "Lucifer" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 14 points 4 months ago Hey, don't bring little Lucy into this! He already has enough trouble. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) morningstar, apparently Samael is "venom of god" so that isnt a good one either. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago Here's an idea, one should not name kids after characters considered bad or evil. EVEN IF IT COULD BE INTERPRETED MULTIPLE WAYS. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Exusia@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago You could sell Charlamagne as "Charles for almost anything except when he wants to show off" permalink fedilink source parent [–] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) These haters are idiots. I have firearms-oriented first and middle names, and it's fucking awesome. Instant cred with people usually suspect of others, AFAIK never a negative issue. If I had met a young woman named Biretta Glock in high school or college, I think we would have been forced by everyone in America to get married in the spot. Charlemagne Tha God proves you right. Though that's also a great Tomboy girl name, with Charlene or Charley for short. See "The Long Kiss Good Night" for further validation. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) Long Kiss Goodnight is a criminally overlooked movie permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) My head canon is that it's the pilot project for the Bourne project. It's probably loosely based on the Bourne books from the 80s. Criminally underrated is actuate. It's on my top 10 movies ever. Great writing, hitting all the tropes, Samuel L. Jackson in his prime. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago And Geena Davis was always cast as a sort of girl next door and to be the badass she was really showed her range. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (2 children) Jesus christ you're awful with names for your kids. I hope you two didn't choose the name that has the beautiful meaning of "lightbringer" and end up naming one of your boys "Lucifer" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 14 points 4 months ago Hey, don't bring little Lucy into this! He already has enough trouble. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) morningstar, apparently Samael is "venom of god" so that isnt a good one either. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago Here's an idea, one should not name kids after characters considered bad or evil. EVEN IF IT COULD BE INTERPRETED MULTIPLE WAYS. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 14 points 4 months ago Hey, don't bring little Lucy into this! He already has enough trouble. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) morningstar, apparently Samael is "venom of god" so that isnt a good one either. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago Here's an idea, one should not name kids after characters considered bad or evil. EVEN IF IT COULD BE INTERPRETED MULTIPLE WAYS. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago Here's an idea, one should not name kids after characters considered bad or evil. EVEN IF IT COULD BE INTERPRETED MULTIPLE WAYS. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago You could sell Charlamagne as "Charles for almost anything except when he wants to show off" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) These haters are idiots. I have firearms-oriented first and middle names, and it's fucking awesome. Instant cred with people usually suspect of others, AFAIK never a negative issue. If I had met a young woman named Biretta Glock in high school or college, I think we would have been forced by everyone in America to get married in the spot. Charlemagne Tha God proves you right. Though that's also a great Tomboy girl name, with Charlene or Charley for short. See "The Long Kiss Good Night" for further validation. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) Long Kiss Goodnight is a criminally overlooked movie permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) My head canon is that it's the pilot project for the Bourne project. It's probably loosely based on the Bourne books from the 80s. Criminally underrated is actuate. It's on my top 10 movies ever. Great writing, hitting all the tropes, Samuel L. Jackson in his prime. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago And Geena Davis was always cast as a sort of girl next door and to be the badass she was really showed her range. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) Long Kiss Goodnight is a criminally overlooked movie permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) My head canon is that it's the pilot project for the Bourne project. It's probably loosely based on the Bourne books from the 80s. Criminally underrated is actuate. It's on my top 10 movies ever. Great writing, hitting all the tropes, Samuel L. Jackson in his prime. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago And Geena Davis was always cast as a sort of girl next door and to be the badass she was really showed her range. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) My head canon is that it's the pilot project for the Bourne project. It's probably loosely based on the Bourne books from the 80s. Criminally underrated is actuate. It's on my top 10 movies ever. Great writing, hitting all the tropes, Samuel L. Jackson in his prime. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago And Geena Davis was always cast as a sort of girl next door and to be the badass she was really showed her range. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago And Geena Davis was always cast as a sort of girl next door and to be the badass she was really showed her range. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (2 children) Postmaster General Ford Lincoln Mercury. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Klanky@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) That’s a name I haven’t heard for a long time… permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago God, what a great name and a great movie, thanks for bringing it to the forefront of my memory. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Klanky@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) That’s a name I haven’t heard for a long time… permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago God, what a great name and a great movie, thanks for bringing it to the forefront of my memory. permalink fedilink source parent
