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[–] 39 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I'm surprised there isn't more of this going on. Imagine if all of these folks suddenly experienced similar visits bearing similar flaming gifts, all in the space of a day or so.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    We did also get a toilet paper warehouse fire.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    AND a dead CEO.

    It's ramping up, and it's starting to come apart. If they don't pivot from Trickle Down Economics to Trickle Up Economics, we're going to spontaneously pivot to a Robin Hood Economy, and that often comes accompanied by revolution, guns, and guillotines. The Sociopathic Oligarchs won't like that one bit.

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  • [–] 34 points 6 months ago

    First Luigi, now this guy. lol

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  • [–] 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    It is a shame that he didn't happen to be at the gate of his obnoxiously large house.

    We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I'd love to see his legal defense be:

    I threw it at the gate because it was just a message. If I wanted to kill him I'd have _____.

    Cuz like...

    Realistically throwing a moltov at a (presumably) metal gate isn't the same as attempted murder.

    If I was on a jury, that'd be enough for me to say "not guilty" at least.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago*

    I said it before, ill say it again. ¯\(ツ)/¯

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago

    were any plumbers spotted in the neighborhood?

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    Why only one?

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago*

    In other news, USA is killing kids. But Sam is more interesting news! Who cares about Sam?

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  • [+] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (7 children)
  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago* (2 children)

    Fine, let them hide in their underground bunkers. We'll just seal off the air vents, and pump liquid nitrogen in there until we don't detect any sound. Then just leave them there in their unmarked tombs, forever.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    Netflix had an amazing show about that, but cancelled it like a week after season 1 premiered.

    https://time.com/7317998/billionaires-bunker-ending-explained/

    Tldw:

    Billonaires think the world is ending and scamper to a bunker.

    Twist is that the world isn't ending, people fucked over by billionaires decided to stage a fake apocalypse and use AI to impersonate them and steal all their money.

    And no one cares about the wealthy outside of immediate family, so no one asks questions.

    I think it wasn't just stealing the money, but immediately using it to actually help people.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    Oh no…. Anyways…

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    If this was Reddit this entire thread would be nuked. So refreshing!

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    What would be the motive for him to stage this event?

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Aaron Swartz, among others, thought Altman was an untrustworthy sociopath. There's a long article in the New Yorker about this. I didn't read it, but Gruber did: https://daringfireball.net/2026/04/when_he_is_alive_and_not_after_he_is_dead

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    But his house didn’t do anything wrong!

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago