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[-] someone@hexbear.net 41 points 19 hours ago

I still think he's obsessed with Greenland because he's too stupid to understand mercator projection.

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

"It's BIG, and I WANT IT!"

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 13 hours ago

Me too. It's right on brand for Trump believing only he understands something despite the reality that all the facts, logic, information, and data say he's wrong. Starting from when he was a kid - he saw Greenland was really, really big. He knows it's true. It doesn't matter what anybody else says!

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 30 points 21 hours ago
[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 84 points 1 day ago

REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!

Quality tagline

[-] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He wants to turn the big ice into bigly running good water

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 24 points 22 hours ago

I feel bad for Greenland, but if it's between them or Cuba getting invaded next...

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 19 points 20 hours ago

What, pray tell, have the inuits done?

[-] ComradeRat@hexbear.net 11 points 14 hours ago

Just an fyi, inuit is already plural (singular is inuk)

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 10 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

That is true, but inuit writers when writing in other languages will use "Inuits" (English) or "Inuitter" (Danish).

Like if sermitsiaq uses it, it has to be at least colloquially accepted. But you're right that proper use of Kalaallisut in English would be inuk/inuit

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 16 hours ago

good-lord Northern Lights

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 19 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

is this guy about to pop? he looks like he's about to pop.

[-] doleo@lemmy.one 22 points 22 hours ago

See, that's the problem with naming your private militia 'ICE'. And insisting on typing in all caps. It's a bit like Kojima insisting on calling characters things like "tomorrow". Is Greenland already under the control of ICE? Can you really see me, tomorrow?

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 78 points 1 day ago

Crash out Trump is the funniest Trump.

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 13 points 22 hours ago

We need to start using TACO Trump to get him to collapse NATO.

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago

I'm glad half the fascists in the country don't understand that NATO is the US

[-] Bazell@lemmy.zip 20 points 23 hours ago

Imagine being a president of another country and being forced to sit with him in 1 room on an international meeting.

[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 11 points 16 hours ago

Oh I'm imagining

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 31 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Tbh they probably don't mind. He's such a manipulable, weak-willed, cowardly loser that they probably love the opportunity to rewrite his entire brain/worldview for a while. Worst case nothing changes because the people who normally surround him rewrite his brain again before he can do anything, best case he does something beneficial to you because you convinced him it would Make America Great Again™

The only ones who seem to truly suffer in his presence are other weak-willed losers like Zelensky

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[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Thank you for your attention to this Allah

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 54 points 1 day ago

REMEMBER GREENLAND.

~~Remember the Alamo.~~

THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!

That really makes me laugh. What a nutjob Trump is.

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago

Someone tell him Greenland is blocking the northwest passage

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 51 points 1 day ago

I found this in a Bluesky thread about Trump being emo.

Cut my Strait into pieces. This is my last transport.
Suffocation, no petro

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[-] mickey@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago

Has Isn'trael been jawboning about starting hostilities with Turkiye? That'll be a real test for the alliance.

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago

and nato was his nameo

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

But what is richly run piece of ice?

Maybe titanic iceberg, the unsung direct action hero of atlantic 🙏1911-1912🙏

[-] mickey@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago

They say the Titanic sunk because it hit an iceberg, but how come no ice chunks are found at the wreckage site on the sea floor? Wake up chumps!

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