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Anon doesn't measure up (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Wtf? If you're short - people don't like it, if you're tall - people don't like it too, if you're of normal height - noone cares. So what's the point really in worrying so much about it?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I guess it's JRR Tolkiens The Hobbit for PS2 for me then.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

"Wow, this Halo game looks cool, Master Chief is bada-

7 feet tall...

Godammit"

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I'm guessing OP isn't a fan of NBA 2k franchise.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

So what does that leave for anon? Pac-Man? Mario games (as long as he's not playing Luigi). Hollow Knight seems safe

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Dwarf fortress.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

They must be the only person who platinumed the Gollum game.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

i wouldn't be able to play any games

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

I think Mario is not that tall.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

> Playing Mario

> Eat mushroom

> Mario grows tall

> Throw Nintendo out window

this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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