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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago
[-] SoupBrick@pawb.social 27 points 3 weeks ago
[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago

Maw, Lemmy's talking about beans again!

[-] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago
[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Filling another boba tea

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

It’s because of the sprinkles, right?

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Of all the sins Jesus died for, this may be one of the worst

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

And yet he came back for more?

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

The 'cheese sniveller' straw is perfect, too...

Almost like driving in another nail just for the sake of it

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I bet Judy could deliver a hell of a spanking.

[-] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago

I'm still horny from the last bean post

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

I won't bite, unless I feel trapped 🍕

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's right, I said it.

Bar Mitzvahs...

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago

Thank Odin that the beans are vegetarian.

[-] FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago
[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Grossest post ever. NSFW tag?

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Bruh. It's just fancy beanie weenies, what are you talking about?

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

You just called this something that is gross and this is 25 times worse than that gross thing.. ?

[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 8 points 3 weeks ago

If it gets stuck u just keep suckin

Like a Frosty

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

That's half the fun, when they PING into the back of your throat.

[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 4 points 3 weeks ago

Glizzy go brrr

[-] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Trying to lure a girl from spain?

Hey! Stop unvegetarianing the beans! 😡

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm like a pescatarian, but for hot dogs.

[-] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

May the old ones devour your soul for this.

[-] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Is this Vegan?

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm cracking the fuck up, this is so gross!

[-] KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 2 points 3 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2026
365 points (96.7% liked)

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