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[-] houndeyes@toast.ooo 219 points 4 months ago
[-] enkille@lemmy.world 214 points 4 months ago
[-] olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 months ago

This comment has the lowest effort-to-upvotes ratio ever.

[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 170 points 4 months ago

GNOME-themed breakfast? No thanks I'll stick to KDE

[-] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 months ago

Uh, I think you just got Gnomed.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 92 points 4 months ago

She fucked up. Bro's gonna start arguing a lot more now.

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 35 points 4 months ago

I was gonna say, is she punishing or encouraging him?

[-] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 84 points 4 months ago

That's her way to say sorry, OP loves it.

[-] shweddy@lemmy.world 74 points 4 months ago

This is some kinky shit and I'm here for it

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 71 points 4 months ago
[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 56 points 4 months ago
[-] null@lemmy.org 11 points 4 months ago

Absolute degeneracy

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago

Everyone is so fucking horny here lol

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 18 points 4 months ago

It's female feet, after all!

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 13 points 4 months ago
[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Rocker... Do you have a foot fetish, cuz scrolling through this feed.

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[-] Chozo@fedia.io 49 points 4 months ago

Glad you guys made up.

[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 42 points 4 months ago

People talking about how the foot or other things look fake.

Umm who eats two pieces of plain bread for breakfast?

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

I mean, I had 3 hot dog buns to tide me over until dinner last week. Couple of pieces of bread isn't that far out-there.

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[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 17 points 4 months ago

In a world where toast sandwich is a reality, you really cannot assume anything

[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 15 points 4 months ago

A duck made that Wikipedia page and you can't convince me otherwise.

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[-] Napster153@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Obviously this is befote he added the toppings.

Maybe their one of those people who even make their own loaves of bread.

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[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago
[-] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago

Joke's on her, I'm into it.

[-] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

Nice toes, but granted, the so called "bread" itself looks absolutely disgusting.

[-] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

It is now properly yeasted dough

[-] Senal@programming.dev 26 points 4 months ago
[-] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 23 points 4 months ago

She got clean feet at least.

[-] Encephalotrocity@feddit.online 15 points 4 months ago

New fetish unlocked!

[-] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 months ago

Pretty sure this is fetish content...

[-] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

I’m on great terms with my wife and make my own fucking breakfast. These things may in fact be related.

[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 12 points 4 months ago
[-] peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 months ago

🥵🥵🥵

[-] Forester@pawb.social 11 points 4 months ago
[-] echo@lemmy.today 10 points 4 months ago

Bullshit and make your own god-damned breakfast.

[-] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

What's wrong with other folks making you food?

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 34 points 4 months ago

they're just jealous they don't have anyone to step on their food :(

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 9 points 4 months ago

Aren't we all...

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 14 points 4 months ago

You ok buddy?

[-] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 10 points 4 months ago
[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Quentin Tarantino might dig that.

[-] funkajunk@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

She got that Greek toe

[-] cattywampas@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

That's my secret, Cap. That's my fetish.

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[-] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 6 points 4 months ago

I am not seeing skeletor, bring him here

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this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2026
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