TIL my mental health isn't that bad.

Real estate agents when you get to the bedroom:

Thank you. I am properly disoriented now.

My partner say this might be an example of Outsider art.

Witness Me

Seems like the listing might be part of a pyramid scheme.

The paint doesn't bother me one bit, since that's an easy fix and was clearly loved by the previous owner. What bothers me, however, is the clear signs of neglect to the home's maintenance (bathrooms falling apart, yard in disarray, carpets tattered, etc.), which is much more involved to correct, and is usually paired with much more expensive demos (structural, plumbing, electrical, etc.).

"Oh, Egypt... Egypt... Egypt... Justin Bieber shrine... Egyp... wait, what?"

Well, you pay 125k for walls, a roof and some pipes and electrics. In some places that's cheap.

Don’t know why everybody is hating on it. It looks like a house where people could express themselves. Pretty cool. If you don’t like it you can renovate and paint t your own

I appreciate the jaunty angle of the toilet cistern. It has seen some shit but maintains an indefatigable elan.

"property that can be tailored to individual tastes and requirements. Early viewing is highly recommended to appreciate the scope and potential on offer within this promising property."

Realtor enjoyed writing thst

That was truly awful. Owner afflicted by some ancient mummy curse?

I'm disappointed by the lack of Egyptian theme in the backyard. I expected the them would carry through.

The paint is no big deal.

The only thing that really bothers me about it is the layout:

Why the fuck is the toilet on the opposite side of the kitchen from the rest of the bathroom?!

They need to either:

• move the toilet to the same room as the rest of the bathroom and then knock down the vestibule/pantry wall to make the kitchen less tiny, or
• knock down the "shower room" wall to expand the kitchen, add a sink opposite the toilet (probably swapping them so the sink would be where the toilet is and the toilet would be under the stairs), and build a full bath somewhere upstairs, taking space from the weirdly-long bedroom.

Honestly? A new coat of paint on the walls and a new kitchen & bathroom and this place would be pretty solid.

Picture #15 will shock you! (so much so that it's censored?)

I spent too long trying to figure out what was going on with the walls (and ceiling!) in #s 2 and 3. My first thought was a kid run amuck with markers, but it's too..."well done." Wall paper? No, it's not regular enough. All I can come up with is stamps, which is confusing on its own.

Oh, and the spot at the end of the stairs in #9, under the window to another planet--that's got to be beginning of a wormhole forming, right?

I did not expect Jedward.

omg! i honestly liked something here.

wooowwww

It's like living inside KidPix

I was prepared for Groverhaus: UK, but not for GroverTut’s Psychadelic Tomb

I think this is a great place for someone into:

• Egypt
• Drugs
• Twilight

Updating and Modernisation Required

Indeed.