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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Gotta keep the humors in balance. Mercury, caffeine, amphetamine, lead, alcohol, bile. The usual

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago

Turning to drugs to help you sleep will only lead to sleep. And sleeping is a gateway drug to being awake (being awake, being awake) again.

[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

sleep is a gateway drug to dreams, which tries to say something to me but lalala I'm not listening to my subconscious

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Life is about balance

Remember, you can always add more to the scale if it's not balanced

[-] homes@piefed.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I always felt like Indiana Jones, searching for the holy Grail trying to find the precise strain of weed that could bring me down after doing an eight ball of Coke.

It turns out, all I had to do was drink enough bourbon. I wasted almost a decade and a lot of money on the wrong path.

Turns out, the correct path was to stop doing Coke. Three years locked in my Brooklyn apartment during Covid. Made that pretty easy.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

It's that cocaethylene

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Adderall and alcohol. ADHD be damned!

[-] epicthundercat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

ADHD be like

[-] night_petal@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Look. Don't do drugs. It can ruin your life like it did mine. That being said, the cocaine/heroine combo is a fucking blast.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

Welcome to life with narcolepsy.

[-] fork@feddit.online 1 points 1 month ago

I feel personally attacked.

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