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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago

When Jesus does return he's got a lot of people to correct. The second coming is going to have a lot more flipped tables than the first.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Sure we’ve had one Jesus but what about second Jesus?

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe he knew this would happen, hence the statement about coming back with a sword. Now we know who the sword is for.

Too bad he isn't really coming back...

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Jesus coming back was the friends we made along the way, or something, I dunno, I'm not Buddhist.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

More like casting hypocrites into the lake of fire, which is what it's always been about.

Literally "Lord, Lord, when did we see you and not minister unto you?" vibes

"Depart from me, for I never knew you."

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago

Good for her! But personally held religious beliefs are of no concern for state affairs and matters.

And can we consider the second part a personal declaration of ethnic and cultural hatred or a generic declaration of hatred based on religious views?

[-] Juice@midwest.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

You can love somebody and disapprove of their lifestyle. For instance, conservatives love Jesus but disapprove of his sympathy, compassion, mercy, and desire to make the world a radically more loving place

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Half-caff mocha for Nazi Cunt?

. . . Half-caff mocha for Nazi Cunt! Order up!

[-] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

the word is heretic. Kkkaroline is a heretic.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That part of the bible where Jesus tells his followers to listen to Trump or die is wild.

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Another strange aside was when she held up a piece of A4 paper showing how many minutes three news programs had spent reporting on the shooting of a young woman in Illinois during the evening news, supposedly proof of the “mainstream” networks’ love of murderous immigrants because the man charged with shooting her is of Venezuelan descent (his immigration status remains unclear.)

A4? Do they even sell that in the US? All I've ever seen is 8.5" × 11" (Letter), of PC Load Letter fame.

It isn't exactly common, but you can order it pretty easy even if it isn't in stock.

Check Walmart.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

They call it A4.

[-] notsure@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago

...I'm sorry, i was not clear in my previous post, WTF?..

[-] notsure@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago

....wtf?...

[-] notsure@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago

...holy fuck, if I was not clear, WTF?..

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

As we all know from the Bible, Jesus was all about murdering your enemies and drinking mead from their skulls.

[-] Corvidae@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

And some Christians wonder why some of us former Christians don't believe their New Testament. When smart Christians at the top of human hierarchies fail to practice New Testament principals, they prove it false. But shush, don't tell the kids growing up with parents forcing it upon them, let them discover that on their owns? And so the religious cycle continues....

[-] Didntdoit71@feddit.online 1 points 2 weeks ago

I already know she's a wretched, ear-irritating-voiced, shrill cunt. I don't need another article telling me that. Someone make her go away.

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