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Give the thieves a break (thelemmy.club)
submitted 4 months ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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[–] 16 points 4 months ago (1 child)

Unrelated, I have 11 and a half tons of kit kats I need to sell quickly.

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    • [–] 14 points 4 months ago

    I just heard about it from Garron. "Fuck you Nestle!"

    https://youtube.com/shorts/grQTxtdEWTc

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    [–] 13 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Theres a kit kat cereal!? I would expect the worst, but absolutely would try it.

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    • [+] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)
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    • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Could be worse... Thieves could've swapped them with the American puke flavored ones.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    At least ours aren't made by Nestle.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Hang on.
    America has non-nestle, puke flavoured kit-kats?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    Yup. They're manufactured by Hershey's in the US, and Hershey's is notorious for using butyric acid in the production of its chocolate, which, yeah, is one of the compounds found in puke. If you grow up eating Hershey's chocolate you don't really notice it though.

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    • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    "In Europe"?

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    • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Fuck yeah, fuck Nestle, free chocolate!

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    [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    The Big Break (2026)

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    [–] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Bars or cereal?

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    • [–] 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    Is the US, KitKat is made by Hershey, so not sure if the Nestle version sold in Europe is any better. The US version just tastes like “number going up”. That’s the best description for how a lot of American food tastes. It’s so sweet that it makes my throat and tongue go numb, which mostly drowns out the chemical aftertaste, but not quite.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (2 children)

    No time like the present to take a swipe at a “lot of American food” eh?

    No, a “lot” of our food doesn’t taste like barf. Just cheap chocolate, of which we do have far too much.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    If they calm down at some point I want to go over and find out for myself. Im subjected to a lot of product placement thanks to American TV and Hollywood being so prevalent, but every time I find that product here in the UK it tastes like shit.

    I don't know if the recipes have changed to work around differing regulations, or if it really does suck and US standards are just lower, or if only that stuff sucks thanks to decades of enshittification and theyre coasting on brand recognition or some 5th or 9th thing I cant be bothered typing.

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    • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Another w for the underground transgender mafia.1000156623

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    [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Send this to Brandon and Dan for their food heist podcast

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    [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Sweet joke

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