Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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Give the thieves a break (thelemmy.club)

submitted 4 months ago by Greg@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Greg@lemmy.ca [S] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If they do it multiple times it will be cereal and if they get caught there will be bars.

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