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I should call her.
The beacon has been lit.
Dildo calls for… aid.
Blows the horn to summon the knights of Rohan
Lord of the Rings: Rohan Nights
LOTR gets horny.
Incase anybody else was looking for the actual article:
Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.
I swear baby, this never happens
Longer than four hours and it should have sought medical treatment.
This is 100% true, most of my family lives nearby there. It was quite exciting that the neighbouring town was getting so much attention! Small town Newfoundland never gets mentioned in the news outside of local publications, so it was quite cool. It did lead to a huge spike in tourism which some people have differing opinions on, however.
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see.
Nature is flipping us off. Well deserved.
Nature straight-up cold-cocking us all.
Nature gives us presents from time to time in the form of ice dicks
It's even called Conception Bay lmao
This is the sign I’ve been waiting for!
The signs are clear.
Dammit, I knew my dildo got lost in the mail!
You're in such luck! I found your mom's, too!
Best news of the decade.
Truly, journalism has peaked.
I've seen this before. Give it a little time and it'll wilt.
But only because it's cold, honest! That's totally normal, trust me!
The massive Dickie Berg strikes again
How come nobody commented with that Austin Powers clip yet? Fine, I'll do it myself.
I loved this scene so much as a kid.
It doesn't get any more apt than this
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