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[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

That's why I no longer code in C#.

[-] Chais@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

This is a job for a tiling WM. Imagine doing this on Window$.

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 29 points 2 days ago

KDE: 500000% size increase and then....

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 17 hours ago
[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 hours ago

You would never have guessed it, but this is my favourite feature :-)

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 55 points 3 days ago
[-] Willem@kutsuya.dev 35 points 3 days ago

wiggle it until it's the size of a monitor, and if you're brave, it'll take over EVERYTHING.

I love it that KDE didn't limit the growing of it :)

[-] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 3 days ago

i still do this for fun about once a week or so

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[-] VegOwOtenks@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago
[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 days ago
[-] Noja@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago

The cursor is on Monitor 3 (there is no monitor 3 but Windows thinks there is)

[-] raven@lemmy.org 2 points 1 day ago

Wiggle thing on MacOS and you'll see it. ✨ Got you covered there.

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I had a similar matrix of screens at my old job: Seismic survey observer desk. Three rows tall, four columns wide.

They weren't all connected to the same PC, though; If I remember correctly:

  • Top row was one PC (linux)
  • Middle row was another (linux)
  • Bottom left was its own PC (It ran msdos 6.22. Excellent OS for realtime stuff!)
  • Bottom right was its own (linux)
  • middle two at the bottom was windows.

They were all connected to a Raritan KVM switch, so I used that to select which row to control. The exception was on bottom left and bottom right which had a dedicated keyboard and mouse.

I have a picture of it somewhere, but I can't seem to find it.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

you'd love synergy. it's a client you install on multiple devices and allows you to share one keyboard and mouse across as many devices as you want.

you can even share the clipboard too.

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

Well aware of it. Used it between the top two rows.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Bottom left was its own PC (It ran msdos 6.22. Excellent OS for realtime stuff!)

really? I used 6.22 back in the day - what's it still being used for these days?

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Not sure if it's still in use today, but the above description was 2008 through 2012. Msdos was used for "gun timing", which basically amounted to extreme precision when it came to opening or shutting some solenoid valves. The computer had a GPS input and a bunch of serial outputs, and a control line (also serial).

The control line sent instructions of which solenoid to open when, a time reference was determined by the GPS, and you can probably guess what the serial outputs were for.

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[-] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 56 points 3 days ago

for real though, the CTRL tap accessibility feature to find the cursor is a lifesaver

[-] edinbruh@feddit.it 79 points 3 days ago

On KDE and on MacOS, if you shake the cursor it becomes larger

[-] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 64 points 3 days ago

And larger...and larger...

[-] zwerg@feddit.org 50 points 3 days ago

No lying, wiggling my mouse until it becomes HUGE is my go to activity during boring video calls.

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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

I guess this confirms that I am a man, because I refuse to do anything except jiggle the mouse until I see it.

[-] Klairabelle@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Am woman, learned today you can use CTRL to find it as I too wiggle it until I find it.

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[-] chattre@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago

KDE shaky shaky

[-] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

I'm confused... Cursor? Surely you control everything via keyboard?

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 7 points 3 days ago
[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Image with just text saying "ME: it doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster." Tech Support: "\*Sigh* fine. Right click on your hamster...:

(Shamelessly stolen from this very community.)

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago

surely just using the terminal?

[-] CForsyth@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 days ago
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[-] derry@midwest.social 10 points 2 days ago

Fooled us all. That's a tanning booth.

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 21 points 3 days ago

right-click and see where a menu opens.

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[-] Speiser0@feddit.org 8 points 3 days ago

That's why you have eyes in the panel.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

You’d need 3 sets to triangulate with in this setup.

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[-] Gumbyyy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It would be funny af if there was a way to make the computer think the screen size was infinite (just for the mouse) so you could send your cursor 20 miles away and never find it again.

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

That's only funny if it's not YOUR computer 😁

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago

I now undestand whom that KDE cursor is for?

[-] Subscript5676@piefed.ca 11 points 3 days ago

What is this activity you call "looking for my cursor?

On my computer, I summon my cursor.

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[-] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Where the fuck is the image? Not loading for me

[-] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Check monitor number 8, it may have opened there.

[-] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

Loads fine for me. It's someone sitting in front of a desk with 15 large monitors surrounding them in a semicircle, 3 monitors stacked on top of one another in 5 columns.

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

There's no way he ever looks at the top row.

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