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They just keep beating their foreheads against the steering wheel an saying, "IloveTrump, IloveTrump," over and over again.
But if you listen really carefully you'll hear their mating calls coming from the inside of the cab, "thanks Obama", "let's go, Brandon", and obviously the ubiquitous, "this is all bidens fault."
BTW what's happening with coal rollers?
Imma city bus driver. The other day I was pulled over picking someone up, and wouldn't you know it, some asshat in an obnoxious truck coal rolls me. And of course I had my window open because spring.
I gotta say the noise is worse than the smoke. Why anyone would spend money to make their vehicle sound that way will forever baffle me.
But anyways, to my joy the guy was immediately pulled over! I asked around and I guess the guy got nailed for: interfering with transit operations, illegal tint, and failure to obey traffic signals. About 350$'s worth of tickets.
$350 not enough. Coal rolling is objectively bad for everything including the driver. It's a great metaphor for certain Americans (and maybe us as a whole)
There's a documentary series, "How To by John Wilson," that's on HBO (at least in the US), and it's basically a Nathan Fielder style absurdist look at the world, with a bunch of real world footage edited together, sometimes with a voiceover, for comedic effect.
But one of the episodes has him going out to figure out why people roll coal, and he interviews a guy who does it, who cannot string together any coherent thought behind it. It's amazing television.
I've always wanted to try a really loud car. Same goes for those loud motorcycles.I can't imagine the constant loud noise everywhere you go. You can't sneak home when it's late. Going out to just pick up some groceries? Well looks like your breaking the sound barrier doing it.
remove your vehicle’s catalytic converter to achieve amazing jet engine sound effects!
You live in a place where it's warm enough to have spring weather in March (it's still around freezing here) but the city doesn't use busses with air conditioners?
Fresh air straight from the window is nice sometimes. At low speeds it's nice to crack a window open in spring when it's like 10C or so. At high speeds an open window becomes annoying and creates drag (to the point that if you need cooling, AC wastes less fuel). Plus at high temps it won't do anything to cool you down anyway. But low speed, medium temperature - hell yeah I'm opening the window.
I was next to a truck the other day, and the driver looked like he was in severe distress. He must have been thinking, "I really want people to know what an irredeemable unrepentant asshole I am, but there are a few people out there who can't figure it out just by looking at my large, shiny pickup truck that has obviously never been used to haul anything. Even though that's a 100% guarantee. If only I could afford to roll coal again! This is all Joe Biden's fault."
I'm just kidding. Who can afford to drive these days?
You know gas prices are too high when you've clung to petroleum as an energy source for half a century too long (despite knowing about its deleterious effects and limited availability).
What’s ridiculous is all the yanks whining about their criminally underpriced fuel prices just because their domestic car manufacturers never learned how to build a decent engine and the cost has gone up a tiny bit because their shithole country decided to bomb a major oil producer.
It affects me because we have no public transit infrastructure, and housing in the city is so fucking expensive I have to live in a mobile home park 40 miles away from my office.
While Europeans have more expensive gas, how many of them need to drive 80 miles a day?
At least tens of millions. 40 miles is not a long commute.
mating season? did I miss the memo?
It’s a joke about animals that try to attract the opposite sex by being loud and obnoxious (like a peacock) to try to lure a partner in during their mating season. It’s a biological trait in most species.
I still see them rolling coal, but the prices haven't hit my state hard yet since we refine it.
If they roll coal, they really shouldn't be complaining about fuel prices anyway since the "coal" is purposefully unburnt fuel that doesn't give the truck any extra power or anything. One could easily improve fuel economy by undoing the crappy coal-rolling tune. Hell, just run a tune that doesn't run overly rich and you can have more power than stock and better fuel economy than either the coal rollers OR the stock folks.
I hate rolling coal but running rich is used to protect an engine under high power output conditions. Mostly in forced induction setups. Extra fuel lowers cylinder and exhaust temperatures because it vaporizes without combusting, pulling heat out of the air fuel mixture during the compression stroke. Leaning out too much is death to an engine.
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