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Looks like meat's back on the menu!
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Peak male diet.
On the bathroom floor? Mood
A friend got me a liter of everclear once and I mixed it with orange juice. 3 parts OJ and 1 part everclear. You could still set it on fire. Your liver would not recommend.
I went to a party where they made jungle juice, and my girlfriend asked me to take it slow. I exclaimed “tastes like juice to me!” Bet you can guess how that went
Did the same at a house party after eating 2 Cup Noodles, as a college kid does... The shag area carpet did not appreciate that, nor did the hosts. First and last time I got black out drunk.
Ohh and this jungle juice was Everclear with Surge.
I can’t remember the last time I blacked out.
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Everclear with Surge.
ಠ_ಠ what the fuck did they expect?
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Bet you had to guess how it went too
Oh it wasn’t quite that bad, just nausea and a killer hangover Edit: well not just nausea, profuse vomiting, which is probs why it wasn’t worse!
My everclear story is short, sweet, and typical, lol.
Friends and I were out of town a few states away for a big concert with limited locations. We randomly hung out with the guys in the hotel room next door who were drinking Everclear, among other things.
One friend had a capful and reacted harshly. Then while the other friend had their capful, I went for the bottle itself to save some time. I also made a show of not taking a sip but tipping back the bottle and taking a big full gulp. I'd also like to point out that I've never been a drinker, so I have no built up tolerance for any part of the experience including the burn.
It was decades ago and I vividly remember the experience as "my lungs instantly boiled off all moisture and my insides rapidly shrunk into a desiccated strand of human jerky and then exploded like that nazi in The Last Crusade."
Once in college my buddy and I each took a double shot of everclear to start the night. It burned going down, and I think we were good after that
That’s like pounding a four loco to pregame. Haha
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well, everclear is a reasonable antiseptic. So maybe they cancel each other out?
Then that leaves only the cancer caused by both.
If it wasn't a low grade meat it probably would be fine. I mean it would just be beef tartare at that point without the seasonings. Which you wouldn't taste anyways, because the alcohol would keep you taste buds in a state of the fuck was that
Excess consumption of red meat is a cancer risk. And excess in this case is over about 100g per day. So even if it would be just beef from a country that doesn't allow hormones and antibiotics to be used in meat production it would still be a risk.
I had 250g per week in mind, which is even lower
You don't care about cancer if your retirement plan is to die in war with China
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Alcohol kills germs, it checks out!
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I have a friend who CRAVES raw beef like a lot. I beg him to chop up his own, tried showing him how to make a safer tartare and I still catch him wheezing the mince.
“Wheezing the Mince”.
Thank you for that.
"No wheezing the mince!"
buuuuuddy…
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Come to Germany, we have food safe raw pork. It's amazing, but it is in fact meat.
That guy is certainly more baboon than man.
What kind of man needs to taste the poor animal in it's raw form? Get the taste of it's once-life in their mouth?
That's why we cook, like civilized people.
God, I miss wheezing the mince. I should call her...
Maybe he's iron deficient or something?
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I guess the ever clear kills the tapeworms and ecoli?
Bingo! A scientist's meal!
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That's some toxic masculinity
The Everclear kills germs, so it balances out into plain ole masculinity!
Damn the logic checks out
I think that's just toxic food.
I fully support people removing themselves from the gene pool by doing this.
Do not go into that boy's restroom.
It's called beef tartare and it's a delicacy.
Please don’t use pre ground meat for tartare. Besides being off cuts, pre ground is exposed to way more pathogens than a slab of beef you ground/chop yourself.
80/20 ground beef patty is not a delicacy and certainly not tartare.
404 humor not found
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This is a good way to install the new Wormphone™
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