It's not what you think. The burgers, like the 72 virgins, are for fucking
Ah yes, the "add your own mayo" type of burger
there's a 5 guys joke in here, somewhere....
I just think, if you were going to eat a sandwich, you'd prefer that no one had fucked it.
Have you ever even had a freshly fucked sandwich? 🙄
After specifically asking for only a tiny bit of red wine vinaigrette, I watched the sandwich artist drench my now-soggy toasted bread at Subway. Trust me, I know a fucked sandwich when I see one.
God fucking damnit, I cannot escape the stereotype.
Am American, now want borgor.
... fuck.
No cheese?
In this economy?!
Ikr! Smh not everyone knows that American cheese is actually 80% petroleum-based!
we have cheese at home
Unfortunately the burgers are not virgins.
I wouldn't know where to look to confirm this, but I've heard somewhere that an alternate translation says '72 raisins'..
If so, 😂🤣
You think this is some sort of prize? As if one virgin is bad enough imagine 72 of em? How about 72 broads who know their way around a dick. That’s an afterlife.
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