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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 hours ago

God fucking damnit, I cannot escape the stereotype.

Am American, now want borgor.

... fuck.

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

It's not what you think. The burgers, like the 72 virgins, are for fucking

[-] borkborkbork@piefed.social 3 points 6 hours ago

there's a 5 guys joke in here, somewhere....

[-] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Ah yes, the "add your own mayo" type of burger

[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

I just think, if you were going to eat a sandwich, you'd prefer that no one had fucked it.

[-] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 hours ago

Have you ever even had a freshly fucked sandwich? 🙄

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago

Unfortunately the burgers are not virgins.

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago
[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 hours ago
[-] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 hours ago

Ikr! Smh not everyone knows that American cheese is actually 80% petroleum-based!

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I wouldn't know where to look to confirm this, but I've heard somewhere that an alternate translation says '72 raisins'..

If so, 😂🤣

[-] Mister_Hangman@lemmy.world 0 points 7 hours ago

You think this is some sort of prize? As if one virgin is bad enough imagine 72 of em? How about 72 broads who know their way around a dick. That’s an afterlife.

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