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New movie idea (thelemmy.club)
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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

An even fainter voice from the back of the throat: "semen".

[-] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

*"sperm"

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

A voice from far into the large intestine says. "Fist!"

[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Voices echoing from the chambers of your asshole. "Hamster" "Gerbil gerbil" " Hamster!"

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Patient: "Human"

Doctor: "Human"

Muffled voice from inside patient: "Tapeworm"

[-] lauha@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

"What is your dog barking?"

"Don't know, it's a spaniard."

this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2026
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