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i guess we'll never know
flipping to the Op-Ed section
For Once, We Fight With an Equal Ally
The war against Iran is different. As of Monday, Central Command reports that the United States had struck over 7,000 targets inside Iran. Israel, for its part, had carried out some 7,600 strikes, according to a representative of the Israeli military. This may be the first time since the Second World War that Washington has had an equal partner with which to share the burdens of war.
Your two options in news are
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"For once"
Says the country who invoked NATO joint responses twice. Those weren't equal allies apparently.
"Somehow, Iran was attacked"
Those things just happen sometimes I guess
JFK struck by bullets, FBI said
Idk, the weather I guess. Rain, hail, sleet, Tomahawk missiles, these things just happen
They are bombing themselves to pwn westoids, duh! /s
When the media decides who you are rooting for.