They come from a vine like corn

They're a legume. They grow in pods.

They come from pregnant semi-trucks. The truck pulls up to a birthing port at a Supermarket when it's time. Then highly skilled Supermarket staff peel away the brown protective cover and place the baby cheezits on a shelf for you to adopt.

What's a Cheezit?

They're paint scrapings from old red barns, that have been sunbleached orange. Gotta love that old lead taste 👍

They're a type of algae. They're crunchy because they're pressed into mats, dehydrated, seasoned, and baked. Surprisingly, the orange color is completely natural. Toxic if ingested over long periods, but natural.

They are dandruff, from a unicorn

cheezits are squeezits out of zeetits

They use nets to collect them from the sea. Make sure your cheezits are dolphin safe.

They're made with real cheese; but they never tell you that it's fromunda cheese.

Frozen milk from meteorites is unfrozen then pulverized to a cream and then baked with pure potato extract.

I get mine from the store

It's actually tree bark! Very few people know that though

They come from clams, like pearls

They grow like wheat Have you never seen a Cheeze-it thresher?