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[–] 46 points 6 months ago

And you've rewritten it by 11 am, wondering why you didn't go sleep at a decent hour.

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  • [–] 30 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Memories of college days gone by.

    Just get your rest folks. Work isn't going to give you a medal for "most late nights" or "closest flirtation with burnout". If your boss hasn't allocated enough resources to reach the goal timeline, you tell them as soon as you realize and then it's their problem.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Yeah, if you break your back to get it sorted they just assume they allocated enough resources and will do it again.

    It's super hard to let things fail sometimes but in some organizations it's the only actual signal they can respond to.

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  • [–] 27 points 6 months ago

    6 hours later? Get some fucking sleep, code will be better.

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I've had this run in both directions. Going through the repos a day later: "Holy hell, this solution is [utter shit || truly inspired || elegant AF || written by someone who should probably be fired]. Who wrote this? Me?! I don't remember any of this."

    The compartmentalization/fugue state is real.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    The senior dev on my team does this on a daily basis.

    Then the rest of the team gets confused how to use his code because he's buried it in a dozen layers of abstractions.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    The senior dev... buried it in a dozen layers of abstractions.

    That is not a senior dev. That's junior level work cosplaying as clever senior work.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Yes and no.

    It is absolutely damaging. But the dude knows way more about the tech we use than anybody else on the team. He is autistic as fuck, and his hyperfixation is the Microsoft tech stack.

    He spends hours at home watching tutorials because he legit thinks it's fun.

    He routinely shows up to work and goes "hey, did you see the new [version of Microsoft package/tool] they finally fixed [thing]!"

    And every time I'm just like "no. I did not see that".

    He has by far the most experience and knowledge, but he just misuses it like crazy.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    Shame he didn't spend time reading up on SOLID principles, clean code, refactoring and TDD. Sounds like Jr parading as a senior. Product nerd != good developer.

    Most seniors got burned so much, they refuse to build complex unsupportable stuff. KISS is king with top devs.

    The fact this dude has the most experience says everything about your orgs hiring processes. Cheaping out on senior salaries.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    happens to me when i'm drunk; but not too drunk. lol

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    The 3 days it takes me to unfuck 2AM work should teach me a lesson.

    But it dornt

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (4 children)

    Is that the He-man castle from the 80s?

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Fisher price great adventures castle toy from the 90s

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I loved that castle. I think the remains of it lie in my parents attic to this day.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago*

    Every child care center and baby sitter near me eventually had one or two of these.

    I'm not sure I ever encountered one with the actual figures though. You were lucky if the canon ball was still with it.

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  • [–] -2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Wait you guys are still writing your own code?

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