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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/44398300

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[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 month ago

They should check the Oval Office. There's plenty to be found there.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

That’s Donald’s diaper. The Oval Office is full of hot air (mostly methane).

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Donalds diaper is sometimes in the oval office.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I think you mean “offal orifice.”

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

I hear when it's full they call it the oval office

[-] red_sock@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago

They lost their shit.

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 12 points 1 month ago

I'm calling bullshit.

[-] Thyazide@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

I didn't know I was supposed to be counting mine!

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

The shithole discovered a giant hole in their shit?

this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2026
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