Ten Million Tons of Manure In California Are Unaccounted for, New Report Shows (sentientmedia.org)

submitted 2 days ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

10 comments fedilink hide all child comments

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/44398300

top 10 comments

sorted by: hot top new old

[-] red_sock@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

They lost their shit.

[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 days ago

They should check the Oval Office. There's plenty to be found there.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

That’s Donald’s diaper. The Oval Office is full of hot air (mostly methane).

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Donalds diaper is sometimes in the oval office.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I think you mean “offal orifice.”

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

I hear when it's full they call it the oval office

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

I didn't know I was supposed to be counting mine!

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 12 points 2 days ago

I'm calling bullshit.

[-] Thyazide@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

https://media.tenor.com/mv5BWrRiAgYAAAAM/one-big.gif

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

The shithole discovered a giant hole in their shit?

this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2026

76 points (97.5% liked)

Not The Onion

20819 readers

935 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world