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[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Don't give in to the threats, Dear Leader, be out in the open as publicly and vulnerably as possible. If you show fear instead of living your life as normal then the terrorists win^TM^! You should definitely take zero precautions against these threats, you certainly won't regret taking zero precautions against these threats.

[-] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Yes, please show our lack of fear and strength by delivering a fiery speech from a nice ocean beachfront location.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago

The disgusting child murdering pedofile lives here

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago

Conveniently right on the coast, no need to go far inland!

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It'd be like Iron Man 3, but waaaay easier. Y'know hypothetically...

[-] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 100 points 3 days ago

Wait... Are we all rooting for Iran now?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 3 days ago
[-] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago

Oh they will.there is nothing to win for the usa.

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago

It's possible to want both "sides" to lose

[-] mlg@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

"Did you ever consider that I wanted both sides to lose?"

-- Bilbo Baggins Lord of War

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[-] Wilco@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 days ago

Kind of. I mean ... I wouldnt be sad if something happened ... I would be the opposite of sad.

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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

... That's a veiled threat, huh?

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Lol would be so funny if they fucked up his golf courses

[-] kittykillinit@lemy.lol 64 points 3 days ago

Oh man, if Iran kills Trump I would be so happy.

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago

It'd cause a huge amount of trouble, and many people would die

But I'd still pop a bottle of champagne I've been saving

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

I feel comfortable saying I believe it would solve MANY more problems than it would cause.

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MAGA would essentially implode, it's all about Trump and when he passes there's no one who can carry the torch. These people will go on talking about it being a liberal conspiracy Trump is dead and become even more violent.

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 17 points 3 days ago

MAGA is a classic Cult of Personality, and Trump is the man. There is no #2, or even an obvious successor. Vance, Rubio, Don Jr, and others all see themselves as the heir apparent, but the MAGA rank & file only love Trump, and when he's gone, most of them will fade away.

Some may try to keep it together, but their hearts won't be in it. 90% of the MAGA following will go away, leaving only Republicans who sold their souls for the worst president and the most prolific traitor in American history.

When he croaks, the knives will come out, and the backstabbing will begin. I can't wait.

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[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Veiled threat? We're unilaterally carpet bombing them! OP how do you accommodate this kind of propaganda in your media diet? I could never tolerate it.

[-] titanicx@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 days ago

Dear God somebody needs to take him out. So far it's been all the Republicans taking shots at him and fucking showing up on his properties with guns. They need some backup.

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Hey Fates, are you listening? Can we just make the Caesar metaphor completely on the hose and have him be stabbed to death by a group of Republican Senators?

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

I want to buy a telescoping flag pole. Forget half mast, I want to be able to fly flags at double mast when someone particularly wicked dies.

[-] Aeri@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

The flags will be brought down and then replaced with the traditional "Yippie" flag on the day of his death.

[-] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 3 days ago
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[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I know it's wildly put of the realm of possibility, but just imagine...

[-] Mika@piefed.ca 21 points 3 days ago

I mean in the era of 3d-printed fpv drones, it's strange to me that he still lives.

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[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

Not even out of the realm of possibility. He disintegrated khamenei and kidnapped maduro. Who’s stopping any country from doing that to him?

[-] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

Can we crowd fund an assassin?

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[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

I'm suddenly very pro-Iran. 👀

[-] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

This sounds like something Trump would say, actually.

[-] dominic.borcea@piefed.social 15 points 3 days ago

Trump is 100000000000000% more likely to die from eating yet another McBurger in the next 24hrs than he's to be assassinated by the Islamic Regime from now to the end of his natural lifespan.
Also, to people who'd view that as a positive because hurr durr Trump (I get it): that would lead to President Vance with a mandate to wage a war of revenge. The whole political discussion would suddenly shift from all the damage that Trump has done to USA, to destroying Iran, with a high possibility of giving more strength to republicans.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago

The point Iran is making is that a war does not need billions of dollars of munitions to turn. They can do a lot of damage economically. This world would have been a 20x better place if some kid just aimed 2 inches to the right.

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[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

I see it claimed that Vance would be worse a lot, but he doesn't even remotely have what it takes to be a cult leader, which is all the GOP is now. The power vacuum could only be a good thing.

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[-] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

I don't think causus belli works like that in the modern day, and we haven't cared about legal mandates for war in the US for like 50 years.

Vance probably won't have a political mandate for continued war because a historically unpopular and getting more so by the moment president was killed in retaliation for a war he started.

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I love that for him

[-] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Trump is just a sock of shame for the ruling elites, and could be easily discarded, were it not for his distasteful utility.

[-] titanicx@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago

How about this, we root for the Islamic regime of Iran to fall. And we root for Trump to have a massive heart attack and shit himself once again on TV while walking across the stage or maybe down the stairs of Air Force One so he's remembered as the jackass that died on TV.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 3 days ago

Trump dies in an Iranian attack, instant martyr.

Trump dies the most embarrassing way possible, not a martyr.

[-] amgine@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

I’m sure it’ll turn into a right wing conspiracy where he didn’t actually die or was staged and he’s living with Epstein in Israel

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Can we go for something more Biblical? Maybe struck by lightning immediately after, in an outdoor public speech, denying having any involvement with Epstein?

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