A catgirl with a hook for a hand, a pirate hat, and a pirate skull and crossbones tattoo is laying in bed and crying. "Would you guys still like me if I had scurvy?... arrg... you probably wouldn't... whatever... just forget it... "

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[–] 54 points 8 months ago (15 children)
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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    If you don't eat your oranges, you will get sauerkraut.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    do i also get my daily rum ration?

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago*

    God dammit...

    OK, here's your damn rum ration.

    Trader Vic's Navy Grog (More or less)

    • 2oz Dark Rum
    • 1/2oz Grapefruit Juice
    • 1/4oz Lime Juice
    • 1/4oz Honey Syrup (1:1)

    Shake over ice (that means put it in a cocktail shaker filled halfway up with ice cubes and shake until the outside starts to frost up a little). Strain into a rocks glass, or whatever the fuck you have lying around.

    To make 1:1 honey syrup just mix warm (not boiling) water with honey in equal parts, so 1 cup honey to 1 cup water. Stir until fully dissolved, store in a squeezy bottle in the fridge.

    This drunk is fucking delicious, it will fuck you up gloriously, and it'll stave off the scurvy, you filthy animal.

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  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Perhaps. At least until your teeth start falling out.

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I have severe food limitation / eating disorder because of my autism. I've lost all of my teeth when I was 18, and I developed scurvy at 16. Yes, I would still like you if you had scurvy, but I can tell you this... You won't like scurvy. Just trust me on that one.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I would give you lemons, so many lemons... too many lemons in fact. It would leave you exclaiming to yourself' "What the hell am I going to do with all these lemons?"

    I would respond by giving you another lemon.

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? I wanna see your manager! Do you know who I am? I’m the girl who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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    Nah, I got standards

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