A catgirl with a hook for a hand, a pirate hat, and a pirate skull and crossbones tattoo is laying in bed and crying. "Would you guys still like me if I had scurvy?... arrg... you probably wouldn't... whatever... just forget it... "
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[–] [S] 18 points 8 months ago (8 children)
  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    If you don't eat your oranges, you will get sauerkraut.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    do i also get my daily rum ration?

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago*

    God dammit...

    OK, here's your damn rum ration.

    Trader Vic's Navy Grog (More or less)

    • 2oz Dark Rum
    • 1/2oz Grapefruit Juice
    • 1/4oz Lime Juice
    • 1/4oz Honey Syrup (1:1)

    Shake over ice (that means put it in a cocktail shaker filled halfway up with ice cubes and shake until the outside starts to frost up a little). Strain into a rocks glass, or whatever the fuck you have lying around.

    To make 1:1 honey syrup just mix warm (not boiling) water with honey in equal parts, so 1 cup honey to 1 cup water. Stir until fully dissolved, store in a squeezy bottle in the fridge.

    This drunk is fucking delicious, it will fuck you up gloriously, and it'll stave off the scurvy, you filthy animal.

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