A catgirl with a hook for a hand, a pirate hat, and a pirate skull and crossbones tattoo is laying in bed and crying. "Would you guys still like me if I had scurvy?... arrg... you probably wouldn't... whatever... just forget it... "
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[–] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I would give you lemons, so many lemons... too many lemons in fact. It would leave you exclaiming to yourself' "What the hell am I going to do with all these lemons?"

I would respond by giving you another lemon.

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? I wanna see your manager! Do you know who I am? I’m the girl who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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