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[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

Never show this to my players please.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

Do you have their contact info so I make sure I definitely don't tell those specific people?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Counterpoint: burrow speed.

The real way you get rid of a body is to feed it to pigs/wild hogs. Any Druid worth their salt would know this.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

This is at least the third time I've quoted this line on Lemmy in less than 5 months

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Don't they just need a pound of food every other day by D&D rules?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

That's just the minimum to avoid starvation. There's no rules about overeating afaik.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Or plant poison ivy/oak over it

this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023
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