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[-] sparkles@piefed.zip 42 points 1 day ago

Angry engagement bait! Who actually talks like that? I need to meet these women. For behavior science.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 1 day ago

Who actually talks like that?

Someone you definitely don't want to stick your dick in.

[-] REDACTED@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago

I know a few, but usually they're heavy alcoholics

[-] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Reverse the genders, change the photo to an unappealing man, grab some popcorn and enjoy the comments.

[-] mEEGal@lemmy.world 85 points 1 day ago

no no, the man has to be equally attractive

Don't change several variables at once if you run olny one test

[-] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Tests usually have more than one variable. Attractiveness is a key variable in sexism.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Tests often have more than one variable, but if you change more than one between tests, you don't know which variable is responsible for the change.

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Insert "Hello, HR?" meme

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

I thought attractiveness was more important in sexyism?

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 12 points 1 day ago

Silly, everybody knows sexism only goes one way.

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Reverse the genders, keep the photo, grab popcorn and watch the anti trans comments. Probably wouldn't happen on Lemmy, but who knows.

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Imagine going to bed every night at 9pm LOL

[-] mrmisses@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Too busy imagining getting pussy every night

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Sounds lovely.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No one said you can't get up after if you still can

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Generally I get up before or during the pussy snacking

[-] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

make it 7 if you have work at 6am :')

[-] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

I just want it to be light out when I wake up. But unfortunately it's more likely to be light out when I go to bed.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 1 day ago

I'm personally offended if I have to experience two 7 o'clocks in one day.

[-] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I can't imagine regularly going to bed before 1, though I have familiar natural short sleep so I don't need more than 4 or so hours.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago

Practice mindfulness. Save your man's neck. Kitchen counters exist.

You just gotta both lay on your side.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 1 day ago

Just put a pillow under her. They make hard foam cushions for yoga that are perfect (like a longer, slightly softer yoga block).

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

On "X"? Let that cunt go dry.

[-] aeration1217@lemmy.org 2 points 1 day ago
[-] robocall@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago

Suck your pussy?

this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2026
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