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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Millions must die.

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

Every criticism about wokeness in games is literally "How am I supposed to jack off to this?" and a bunch of dudes responding like "Yeah, how am I supposed to jack off to this?"

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

For real. These mfers have no idea what it was like to have to watch a blurry cable TV channel showing softcore porn waiting for the picture to clear up enough that you could see a tiddy. I swear they’re going to turn me into a RETVRN guy.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

How were these guys jacking off to videogames twenty years ago when the graphics looked way less realistic?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Video games used to use really sexy pixels.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Giant triangle tits on Lara Croft were nonpolitical, that's why.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Imagine if they put a disabled woman in a video game. I think G*mer scum would go out and commit acts of stochastic terrorism.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

They already think being a woman is a disability

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

The Arkham Batman games had Oracle, who uses a wheelchair.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Clicked on this dude's Starfield video some time back not knowing anything about him and peace'd out like 2 minutes. One of the first things he complained about was how the devs had an agenda and that a random gay man was immortal to stop people like him from killing him immediately. The NPC simply mentioned he had a husband.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

One of the first things he complained about was how the devs had an agenda and that a random gay man was immortal to stop people like him from killing him immediately. The NPC simply mentioned he had a husband.

A whole lot of NPCs in the game are unkillable, especially ones that really deserve to be parodied in Minecraft such as rich space vampire fucks.

Of course the chud only wanted to do a little hate crime so only noticed the gaaaaaaay. gayroller-2000

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

would have thought the 'anti-woke' grifting would become passe by now, some of those youtube comments are something else

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]

to be fair if this was like a couple years ago or even last year I bet it would have gotten double the views, and if we lived in peak gamergate this would have gotten at least 1 mill

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

fair, hopefully it's on its way out!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

2 days

235K views

kind-vladimir-ilyich

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

When I'm Commissar for Media in the World Union of Soviets, all roles will be played by average looking people...

(Yes, even aliens and monsters)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

When I'm Commissar for Media in the World Union of Soviets, all roles will be played by average looking people...

(Yes, even aliens and monsters)

Sounds like those aliens and monsters will be like Joel Haver characters.

That's awesome! sicko-pig

https://youtu.be/9yegdG8F8oM?t=332

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I would probably be banned if I said what I think should happen to every tiring prick who makes videos like this.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Just make sure your Minecraft install is up to date

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Giving you permission to post away.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I just self-moderated. And when I say "self-moderate" I mean I have elevated myself to supreme mod status.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

"Booba Waifu"

this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2023
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