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[-] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 12 points 2 months ago

At this point I'm not 100% convinced he hasn't also raped someone in the alien files.

[-] schema@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Wasn't this one of the countless things he'd say he would do in 2016 and then never did, like release his tax reports?

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I'd rather face the extremely interesting and important Trumpstein Files.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Anything, really anything, to distract from the Epstein files.

BTW, how does "Wag the Dog" do in the streaming charts?

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

"There! Look over THERE! SQUIRREL!"

[-] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I know there aren't aliens in government hands, because the President would have sexually assaulted one by now.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago

Even the aliens have been to the Epstein Islands.

[-] Twongo@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

nice distraction. even if aliens were real they probably probed less asses without consent than Donny T and Jeffy E.

[-] sixtieth16@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago
[-] kingofras@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
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[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Country voted for a clown, should not have been surprised when the circus arrived.

[-] kablez@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Plot twist: Trump outs all the worlds billionaires as aliens. It turns out that's why there like that.

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

New crazy conspiracy theory: we're being quietly targeted for extermination by a hostile alien species.

They could wipe us out in an afternoon if they wanted to, but they can't just come right in and bomb us from orbit, as that would cause an interstellar relations incident, maybe mass unrest back home. But they also want us gone. We gotta go because we're an advancing young species, near their territory, and are a potential future problem. We're not dealing with an alien army attacking us; we're dealing with an alien equivalent of the CIA. They're here to do the dirty work quietly.

They know species at our level often run headfirst into environmental catastrophes as their technology becomes great enough to threaten the planet they live on. Instead of helping us, however, they're throwing gasoline on the fire. They've brainwashed/replaced with clones the world's wealthiest and most powerful people. And their behavior was psychologically programmed to maximize the chances of them leading us right into a climate apocalypse. Most species eventually get their shit together and place limits on extraction and pollution, less they all die. But if the right type of crazies are running the place, a species can just slam the accelerator as it drives off a cliff.

And when we eventually do burn ourselves alive in a climate Armageddon, the aliens will run news stories, lamenting the tragic tale of a poor primitive planet that couldn't right its ways in time. No threat of war between great interstellar powers. No mass protests movements back on the homeworld. Just a potential future rival nipped in the bud, no muss, no fuss. Mass murder dressed up as death by natural causes.

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[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Anything to distract from his cesspool history.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Obama:

aliens exist.

Trump:

Here's proof that he's a lying ni--

Karoline Leavitt:

President Trump called Obama a "nice guy". Anyone who attempts to state otherwise is a terrorist!

[-] protist@mander.xyz 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He's always been a caricature of himself, but he's being a caricature even more bigly these days. He's becoming further removed from reality by the day

[-] Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Ah, I see we're having some bear problems on our moonbase again

[-] Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.cc 6 points 2 months ago

Storm the DOJ to see them pedophiles.

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[-] limelight79@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

This just cracks me up. Dude cannot stand any spotlight at ALL on Obama.

His ego just can't take it. Obama said something that makes the news? Rest assured Trump will top that!

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[-] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

I was sure you meant "alien" as in "foreigner" but no, you actually mean extra-terrestrial. 👽

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