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Two sides to every story
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Therapist: "Another rube to line my pockets..."
This is a total tangent, but, WHO THE FUCK IS WALTON GOGGINS?...the man just appears out of nowhere to show up in all my adverts, and I sit here, "Walton Goggins, you named your kid 'walton'"?
He's been around since the 2000's, he was perfectly cast in The Shield and just has been a soild actor in everything I've seen him in. Glad he's final getting his roses.
Thanks, I realise now I have seen him numerous times, but has just come into his "William H. Macy" moment.
The Waltons were a thing
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Lol I'd love to be a fly on the wall at one of my ex's therapy sessions as I know for sure she's incapable of telling the truth about just about anything. The fantasies she concocts are more amusing when you know everything.
I try real hard to remind myself when people tell me their sob stories that somewhere out there is someone who would be flabbergasted at the bullshit being spewed in my face.
It’s not all the time but if someone has sob story after sob story after drama after drama I start to think they’re just telling me stories about their victims.
That literally is my ex. Me and all her other exes were apparently violent and abusive, cheaters, bad with money and 100 other things. Like she literally tells her friends I was violent but also begs to get me back because her new boyfriend can't hold down a job and she doesn't want to go back to work either.
Everything is protection with her.
"...you see, it was actually considerably worse and I refuse to keep getting undersold by her like that."
Well that's a novel take on things
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Sarcasm is my love language
“First of all I absolutely let you have all the privacy you wanted. Second of all those were my Corn Flakes and I was absolutely justified in cutting your brakes. Back me up here, doc.”
One of my ex's told me she lies and hides things during therapy. That's probably the best way to use therapy. But that would make this all the more interesting to hear.
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2026
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